Posted by Lesfriendly.com - The lesbian blog | Posted in Pop stars | Posted on 27-01-2009
Every lesbian out there has always had a crush, at some point in their lives, with Kelly Clarkson. The powerful belter can croon her way into our heart through powerful vocals and invoking emotions that could make you break up or make up with that special flame.
I always had Kelly Clarkson songs on top priority in my iTunes. Unfortunately, it looks like the playlist will stop now.
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In time with American Idol Season 8, she just released her 4th album with a single entitled “My Life Would Suck Without You“. I fearlessly predict it will be a total flop. Here’s why:
First, the single cover is butt ugly. The neckless Kelly looks like she’s about to take a chunk out of an obviously-fake lollipop while watching Barney in the TV across the room. Ooh. My Life would Suck. Lollipop. Suck. Get it?
Second, we have obviously reached the pinnacle of creativity and artistry with the title “My Life Would Suck Without You“. Really. My life would really be so much better without a title like this.
Third, the actual song blows big time. The melody, the lyrics, the mess of it actually being recorded and released. It sounds like my seventh-grade tweeny sister wrote a song on the back of a notebook and gave it to Kelly. Sure to grab another Grammy.
To torture yourselves, here’s a copy of the video and the lyrics:
Kelly Clarkson – “My Life Would Suck Without You” Lyrics
Guess this means you’re sorry
You’re standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
What you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you’d never come back
But here you are again
Cuz we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you
Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for tryin’ to pick a fight
I know that I’ve got issues
But you’re pretty messed up too
Anyway, I found out I’m nothing without you
Cuz we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you
Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn’t miss you, but I can’t let go
Oh yeah
Cuz we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you
Lesfriendly Rating:
The song is like a crunchy pringle – thin, crispy, and should be gone in about 5 seconds.
Popularity: 3% [?]
She’s not the one who wrote and there are much worse songs on the radio.
Kelly Clarkson songs are great for karaoke! Since you’ve been gooooooonnnne!!!!!
@ lor- agree
but just because there’s crap out there, doesn’t mean:
a. one has the license to release crap to
b. one takes on any song written for you just to salvage a wavering career
@ queersilver -
i think we should have a showdown?
I’ll attack Behind these angel eyes. what say you?