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Lesbians are known for their sex drives but sometimes, getting it on every hour just doesn’t cut it. You’re tired, you’d rather be sleeping, American Idol is coming up in 15 minutes. But you shouldn’t use these lame excuses- they’re bound to either lead to an argument (“You don’t find me attractive anymore”) or backlash ( Ever heard of Lesvenge?). Instead, juice up your conversations with these get-out-of-sex excuses:

1. I Just played wrestling with *insert pet name here* and I found a ton of fleas on his body! Boy, picking them off one by one sure made me feel guilty.

2. I was emptying the sharpener at the office today when I spilled the shillings. I had to scrape them off the floor by hand! Ooh, look at that big one stuck under my left index finger right there.

lesbians don't particularly find this hygienic

3. My tummy feels funny. Must be the beans.

4. I tried the stranger method and I must’ve overdone it- my fingers are still asleep.

5. Of course I’m in the mood. Its just that American Idol will be on in a few minutes. And I prepared this really good garlic cheese dip for us to enjoy while watching.

Mmm... I don't think anybody can resist this cheese

6. (If 5 doesn’t work ) It’s piping hot.

7. By the way, I’ve started an all-meat diet lately. I’ve hear some serious gas side effects, but I don’t believe them – I think its exaggerated.

8. Zzzzz…

What’s your creative sexcuse? Post them!

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