Posted by Lesfriendly.com - The lesbian blog | Posted in Rocket Science | Posted on 16-02-2009
1. “Dude, I didn’t know you liked abstract lesbian art.”
2. “You got screwed. Plastic surgery costs a lot nowadays.”
3. “Tale as old as time…”
As true as lesbian love can be
4. “Yo! Why you holding hands with a man?”
5. “You’re such a cute couple. You look like celebrities. You’re Heidi Klum… and she’s Seal.”
6. “I knew you were appreciative of inner beauty.”
These kind of lesbians have scientific names
7. “Aren’t those extinct already?”
8. “I think its illegal to keep exotic pets.”
9. “I bet she’s good in bed.”
10. “Haven’t your relatives paid for ransom yet??
11. “When I said be kind to animals, I didn’t mean for you to take it this far.”
12. “How much did you pay?”
13. “How cute! What breed is it?”
14. “Now I believe in true love.”
15. “Can I practice my Photoshop skills on her photo?”
16. “Let me guess, she has long fingers.”
17. “I was right. You’re only after the body.”
18. “You better say sorry to my eyes. You hurt its feelings.”
19. “You know, it’s unethical for a doctor to date his patients, especially if you’re a vet.”
20. “So is she rich or nice, or both?”
21. “Does she bite?”
22. “I hope you get your happy ending and she turns into a swan.”
a fruit for a fruit
23. “Does she care for a banana?”
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I like “Tale as old as time.”
How about “Your grandmother seems really nice.”