Posted by Lesfriendly.com - The lesbian blog | Posted in Intimacy | Posted on 23-12-2008
I love playing mindgames. The thrill of spending countless hours pondering about “does she or doesn’t she?,” “did we or didn’t we?,” or “can I, now?” sends thrill to my bones better than Jennifer Beals can.
I would like to think most lesbians out there are more inclined to engage in a war of guessing games than our heterosexual friends. The sophisticated exchange of wit, hints and verbal winks serve as a tumultuous foreplay before engaging in a u-haul and moving in lesbian suburbia. Not that heterosexual couples are less capable of such feat – its just that women are generally more turned on by not just physical attraction, but mental, emotional and kissing-ability attributes as well.
This applies not only to lesbian prehook-up, but in relationships too. You know the cliche where they say a woman says no but her heart says go? Treat it as a mantra (repeating it five times before sleep helps a lot). Lesbians should master the art of interpreting body language, catching look-in-the-eye lies, and listening (I mean really listening) to win over the battle of wits and blog entries.
Resisting this might spell trouble for you
Break ups aren’t exempted. Lesbians will give you all the reasons for breaking up, but will never really tell the truth. “I don’t want ice cream,” for example, really means “I’m kind of sick of you and am thinking of wanting to break up, but I’m not yet sure, so I’ll figure it out and date other women but keep you on the hook until it becomes clearer.”
Given that, what are the biggest mindgames some lesbians are currently engaging in right now? Check all that apply.
[ ] 1. OMG did we do it?
[ ] 2. Should I call? Or should I wait three hours? Or should I wait five, knowing that she thinks I’ll wait three?
[ ] 3. Its been a couple of weeks since we first met. Should I ask her to move in with me?
[ ] 4. Does my boss know I’m gay? I didn’t mean to look at her chest I swear.
[ ] 5. Who killed Jenny Schecter?
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Ooh good one! That’s the thing about lesbians, you don’t know when to be literal and when to be figurative. Ergo, dyke drama overload.