"What do you attribute your Lesbianism to?" "Luck"
When life gets you down, just remember: Us queers are better off than everyone, no matter what they say.
Nothing can beat knowing what you and having the courage to go after it. Lesbian lady luck will always be on our side.
Cheers!
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Dating this hot chick? On second thought...
If you’re single and looking for a dyke date, don’t be so fast in setting up an eyeball with that chatmate. There are a few lesbian dates that we absolutely MUST avoid. For decreased headaches, stalkers and heartaches, it will be best to avid the following:
1. The extreme feminist – you crack a joke at a cute girl’s butt and she stares at you with daggers, muttering something about objectifying women. Come on, we all know that, but isn’t the world going to be a hundred times more boring with out mentioning a few butt jokes?
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Boys giving flowers to girls is such a stereotypical heterosexual act of affection, I’m wondering if a lot of lesbians adopt the same act.
In fact, a better question would be to ask if lesbians even appreciate getting flowers the same way straight people seem to.
The reason I ask is that… well, okay, shoot me, but I would rather get something like chocolate, food, or a comic book.
Beer wins over flowers all the time! WHOOT!
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Do you, lesbians of the world, schedule sex?
For couples who have been together for a long time, I know that sometimes it can’t be helped. Scheduling the deed can be as obsessive-compulsive as marking calendars, or as simple as setting a time in your mind where both parties will be energized, in-the-mood and can perform well.
But then again, if you’re partners with somebody, shouldn’t you always be in the mood, wanting to perform well and be energized anyway?
Michelle only likes to have sex when there's an "R" in the month
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I’m not good at lying. So if you catch a lesbian lying, that would probably be me. You can easily tell little lying lesbian me is not telling the truth when I either:
a. Avert my eyes while speaking. There’s scientific research somewhere that says women tend to look left when inventing a story, seeking their more creative right brain
b. Sound specially excited. “You’re movie was soooo great! Specially the part where, uh, at the end…” (mentally banging head against wall for stupid statement)
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We’ve watched Takarazuka Revue on our recent Japan trip and my oh my, it was absolutely a lesbian fest. Super hot girls dressed as impossibly hot and beautiful men (bishounen) kissing other super hot girls in squeaky voices, and in a full-pledged theater too!
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Are heading off to your first lesbian bar outing? Before you head out, take a few minutes to go over your purse and check if you have these things that you might actually need:
1. Breath mints – Of course you brushed your lesbian teeth before heading out. But undoubtedly you’ll swig a few bar drinks down and contrary to popular opinion, its not particularly great when you get close to someone and spew out alcohol breath.
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Isn’t being in a car with a bunch of lesbians just thrilling?
There’s a sort-of evolution within a lesbian group of friends that go through the phases of lesbian car-owning. I was reflecting on this just recently as my own lesbian gang started a road trip somewhere, and we were all in cars. Cool and dandy. Then I realized this hasn’t always been the case.
Road Tripping Lesbians
Not so long ago, we were a just bunch or cab-taking or car-pooling folk. But look at us now, huh?
The phases are as follows:
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Some people think we have it easy pride-marching around in colorful boas (see baguio pride march post)and spending friday nights having first-times in public places, but there are 9 reasons why being a feminist lesbian is not as easy as you think:
1. You look at somebody in the bathroom and they think you’re trying to hit on them. Excuse me, we have taste.
2. You can’t wear a rainbow shirt without being teased about going to an out rally.
3. Gay brands seldom go on sale. And when they do, it’s usually because they’ll close down soon.
4. You can’t look tomboy (baggy jeans, huge shirt, bling, rubber shoes) just for the hang of it. It will ‘reinforce the stereotype’.
5. When somebody makes an incorrect statement in front of you, everybody expects you to be angry.
6. People around you have the hardest time choosing words. “Uhm, you know, your, uh… homosexual power dynamics”.
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I’m off to a lesbian party. Wish me luck!
Will I be sleepy lesbian party girl?
Or happy lesbian party girl?
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