Posted by Lesfriendly.com - The lesbian blog | Posted in Intimacy, Rocket Science, Survival | Posted on 30-01-2010
Dating this hot chick? On second thought...
If you’re single and looking for a dyke date, don’t be so fast in setting up an eyeball with that chatmate. There are a few lesbian dates that we absolutely MUST avoid. For decreased headaches, stalkers and heartaches, it will be best to avid the following:
1. The extreme feminist – you crack a joke at a cute girl’s butt and she stares at you with daggers, muttering something about objectifying women. Come on, we all know that, but isn’t the world going to be a hundred times more boring with out mentioning a few butt jokes?
2. The proud bisexual – you walk into a room with your date, have a nice conversation going on, and talk about sexuality. Just to prove she’s a proud bisexual, hwoever, you suddenly find her winking at the cute waiter. Wait a minuuutteee.
3. The biker – she arrives on your date in a noisy harley and takes off her bandana (???) and sunglasses (at night???). You forgive the tackiness and find it cute… until she the end of the date where she grabs you by the arm and whispers, “How ’bout a ride babe?”. Uh-oh. I’m gone!
4. The ex-convict – Never. Ever. No matter how hot this lesbian looks, sounds, and no matter how she appeals to your inner motherly instincts, stay away. If you find yourslef dating one, get out immediately, or else you’ll find yourself appealing to the police station asking them to find your lost wallet.
5. The otaku – Everybody knows what an otaku is – it’s an extreme fan of cartoons and comics. You might find the initial world of fantasy cute and alluring, but the lesbian otaku will drag you into a world of money-draining comic book collecting, watching endless episodes of comics, and watching every Marvel movie that runs on the cinemas. You don’t want to be in this spiral, believe me, expecially if it involves the lack of the need for physical exercise.
The lesbian geek otaku will drive you nuts!
There you go ladies! If you simply avoid these dates then you should be fine! Unless you meet the psycho killer, the frutarian, the rich bratty kid, the stalker… whoops. Not to be paranoid or anything, but maybe I should’ve come up with a top 20 list…
Popularity: 22% [?]
6. Wife and mother. Don’t be surprised when you fall in love with the children and wifey takes all your favorite tricks back to the conjugal bed.
What’s wrong with the biker?
I’m so glad to see biphobia finally rooted out!
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Being bisexual and proud of it has NOTHING to do with flirtatious personality or infidelity. Seriously, gal, lesbian bi-paranoia is getting too boring.
@Houhyn Hm LOL! Let me add that to the list…
@Kathrin Nothing! Just a tad too greasy for my taste…
@Proud Bisexual It’s not boring for someone who’s alien to bisexuals. Gosh, I should have myself checked!
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