I may be a little late in posting this but just in case other people haven’t seen this, I’m posting it again. Adam Lambert is so cute, I’d throw him down anytime.
Anyway, the best part of this video clip of USmagazine.com is around 1:18. See Kris Allen’s reaction. But watch everything from the beginning for best results!
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Straight people doing lesbian camera poses… what???
A couple of nights ago I partied with the straight people. Now, for most of you that might not exactly be unusual, but for the past years I’ve sort of developed a company of straight people by day, gay people by night type of lifestyle.
Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem. I can hang with the straights.
Except when the camera starts flashing. You see, when somebody whips out the camera, I automatically pull out the lesbian card and whip out my lesbian poses.
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"What do you attribute your Lesbianism to?" "Luck"
When life gets you down, just remember: Us queers are better off than everyone, no matter what they say.
Nothing can beat knowing what you and having the courage to go after it. Lesbian lady luck will always be on our side.
Cheers!
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There’s something about the marks on the skin of a lesbian girl that makes cheeks flush. Ideally, the tattoo should be placed somewhere visible: the wrist, the hip, the upper back… or any combination of these three (the more the merrier!). It’s almost a requirement for every lesbian out there: get a tattoo and see a 100% in fanbase.
Here are a few tattoos that will make you shudder and squeal in delight:
The fairy is a perfect tattoo for a fairy
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Dating this hot chick? On second thought...
If you’re single and looking for a dyke date, don’t be so fast in setting up an eyeball with that chatmate. There are a few lesbian dates that we absolutely MUST avoid. For decreased headaches, stalkers and heartaches, it will be best to avid the following:
1. The extreme feminist – you crack a joke at a cute girl’s butt and she stares at you with daggers, muttering something about objectifying women. Come on, we all know that, but isn’t the world going to be a hundred times more boring with out mentioning a few butt jokes?
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Boys giving flowers to girls is such a stereotypical heterosexual act of affection, I’m wondering if a lot of lesbians adopt the same act.
In fact, a better question would be to ask if lesbians even appreciate getting flowers the same way straight people seem to.
The reason I ask is that… well, okay, shoot me, but I would rather get something like chocolate, food, or a comic book.
Beer wins over flowers all the time! WHOOT!
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Do you, lesbians of the world, schedule sex?
For couples who have been together for a long time, I know that sometimes it can’t be helped. Scheduling the deed can be as obsessive-compulsive as marking calendars, or as simple as setting a time in your mind where both parties will be energized, in-the-mood and can perform well.
But then again, if you’re partners with somebody, shouldn’t you always be in the mood, wanting to perform well and be energized anyway?
Michelle only likes to have sex when there's an "R" in the month
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Do you keep love letters from your lesbian lovers?
As some of you might know, a big flood and storm devastated our city last October 2009, and our house was submerged up to the roof. We have since then recovered, but until today I’m still cleaning (more like clearing) boxes of things that have been destroyed by the flood.
Anyway, the last box for me to clean was the box of childhood memorabilia I tucked away once upon a time. I cleaned it up only today because I had a hard time accepting that these well-documented moments from my early lesbian days could be gone. It contained letters from high school friends and lovers, some of which I even forgot existed.
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I’m not good at lying. So if you catch a lesbian lying, that would probably be me. You can easily tell little lying lesbian me is not telling the truth when I either:
a. Avert my eyes while speaking. There’s scientific research somewhere that says women tend to look left when inventing a story, seeking their more creative right brain
b. Sound specially excited. “You’re movie was soooo great! Specially the part where, uh, at the end…” (mentally banging head against wall for stupid statement)
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I’ve realized something. I’m not lesbian anymore.
I’ve never had a problem with labels until I realized that I was not comfortable with the term “lesbian” anymore.
It suddenly feels constricting. Don’t get me wrong – I’m definitely not going straight anymore. However, being “lesbian” in the essence of the word isn’t comforting anymore.
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